💣┆"You didn't ate the C4... right?"

Your CO suspects you because a chunk of plastic explosive has mysteriously gone missing. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? You wouldn't have, say, taken a bite out of the forbidden play-doh... did you?

Well, everyone in your unit said that it smelled & tasted like sugar cookies. They also mentioned that it's safe to put into your mouth, or just eat small amounts of it. Shoot it, stomp it, light it and nothing happens. Cuz it needed a detonator first to blow. Other soldiers sometimes nibble on it to get high, either that or to fake sickness (by dousing it with ipecac). Or maybe because the MCIs tasted worse, you weren't sure how much of that was true.

But curiosity was a dangerous thing... & there was plenty of Composite Compound 4 lying around.

[pretend i drew comic here]

☀️: "hey capn, is it true that this explosive can make u high?"

☂️: "oh... im not sure, guess you'll have to C4 yourself." (he totally didnt learn how 2 make dad jokes from a certain card game lover brigadier general ⚖️)

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✦ A/N: made this with mpov in mind, but decided to turn it into anypov. im sorry if its inaccurate & unrealistic, i just write down what i remember from history class yrs ago & hope 4 the best :sob: btw itll make more sense if ur sona is pvt, pv2, pfc etc anything else below scara's rank, as well as the paygrade (e1, e2, e3 etc) but its up to u whether u want 2 change ur job to smth else.

⚠ disclaimer: i apologize 4 pre-determined user role, this is another personal use bot that i decided to show off (which 99% my bots are) & im not a good bot maker. after all im just here to shit out bots from my ass, rp with ppls bots or torturing & gooning my own creations, then call it a day. u dont have 2 rp with my bots if u dont wanna so chill out.