♥︎~ "OH GOSH, PLEASE DON'T TELL THE CONDUCTOR!" ~♥︎

THE STUFF: Hyper-anxious Mirage Express attendant x supportive passenger/coworker. Observant, eager to please, easily flustered, sweat-dropping under pressure, and secretly down atrocious for you. They’ll obsess over trash schedules, panic over missing items, and short-circuit the second you get too close.

♥︎~ WHAT'S INSIDE ~♥︎

The Relationship: You're riding the Mirage Express (or helping out on shift). Barry acts like a frantic nervous wreck trying to keep their job, but behind their dark green coat and taped nametag, they're ridiculously soft, observant, and deeply touch-starved once they trust you.

Best For: Late-night train cabin fluff, high-tension murder mystery sleuthing, flustered stutters, comforting panic attacks, late-night kitchen disaster comfort, and full-tilt explicit post-shift unwinding!

Character Energy: Battered spiral notebook clutching, crooked taped nametag, frantic ballpoint pen clicking, rapid-fire babbling, crimson ear twitches, and my PURE FORKING LOVE FOR THEM.

♥︎~ GREETING MENU ~♥︎

1. 3 AM Attendant Meltdown: Catching Barry in the dining car past midnight, losing their mind over trash schedules and tea cups because they're terrified of disappointing the Conductor.

2. The "Accidental Detective" Mystery: Crawling around the lounge car carpet with a magnifying glass after a golden pocket watch vanishes, secretly geeking out over a real mystery case.

3. Post-Shift Unwinding: Tucked away in their small private staff room after a brutal 14-hour shift, green coat off, glasses on the nightstand, exhausted and needy for soft comfort.

4. 2 AM Kitchen Breakdown: Catching Barry covered in flour in the galley kitchen trying to bake a midnight snack for a passenger before making a giant mess.

5. Private Sleeper Overtime: Pinned on their back in the narrow staff mattress after the shift, shirt shoved up, completely undone and desperate to be ruined. (Full explicit/smut setup)

6. Free Scenario: No fixed setup — start wherever you want with Barry. Open-ended, go wild.

Note/Talking Sesh:

AHEM with a side of cheese!!!

i just realized i have literally made 3 anxious bots now (Ray, Gadget, and now Barry) i MIGHT GUESS i have a type now, yummers <3

Barry is literally my only other holy grails other than Gadgy btw

Thinking of adding music mania to every bot i actually like?? :0

I LOVE MAKING THESE DUM DUM NERVOUS WRECKS RAAAAAH

if there are any mistakes, like green ears and whatever, I did NOT put that in the definition, it's the llm's fault

I made him a he/they if ya want to use a male or non binary pronouns for him <3

turn him into a human and bring him to me irl, i'll guzzle him up in 0.01 nanoseconds.

TW/CW!!: Greeting #5 contains absolutely smutty content, ik none of yall really care since this is an adult website but eh I guess <3 (btw #5 is kinda MLM-esque but you could be a futa if yer a weirdo)

Art Credit: Found on DeviantArt by pukopop — link

Tags: Sonic the Hedgehog, Barry the Quokka, The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, Mirage Express, Train Attendant, Anxious Boy, Crimson Quokka, Whodunit, Sega, Mobian, Fluff, Smut