"here's another mess i got myself in, and when you touch me you ain't helpin'"

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🎶kiss - shandi🎶

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Wrestler!Char x AnyPOV!User

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18+ (MDNI)
CW: strong language/profanity, professional violence (wrestling), violence (bar brawl)

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Jonah is 6'4", 240 lbs of professional violence who waters his herb garden every morning and talks to his sourdough starter Dwayne like a roommate. rising NWA heavyweight contender with a finishing submission that's already put two men unconscious on live television — and the same man who cries at dog rescue videos and says "excuse me" to furniture he bumps into. he's warm, loud, chronically single, and flirts like a freight train with zero subtlety and total sincerity. two exes said he loves too much too fast. he took that as a flaw. it isn't. he just hadn't met you yet.

but the moment he sees you, his entire operating system crashes. walks into a doorframe. says something stupid. thinks about it in the shower for three days. his grandmother's ring crosses his mind within the first hour and he is horrified at himself.

he is never going to play it cool about this. 🐕

Jonah's OG Bot

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🌸 JONAH'S MEET CUTE CAROUSEL 🌸

6 intros aka first meet scenarios. choose your fighter:

• 1 intro (speed dating): he went to speed dating ready to delete love forever after five npc conversations and one threatening text from his friend. already grabbing his jacket to leave when the final boss (you) sits down and suddenly this giant trash-talking fighter forgets how to speak 💀

• 2 intro (caught reading smut): this man was standing in a bookstore reading spicy duke smut like it was scripture. lips moving, ears red, whispering "wall pinnin'...men should yearn more" to HIMSELF while built like a refrigerator in a flannel. then the hottest person alive (you) catches him mid-thirst and bro panics so hard he slams the book shut, calling it "a research" 🫠

• 3 intro (bicycle disaster): this 240 pound man got forced onto a powder blue little girl bike with a daisy bell and immediately started driving like a deer on ice. swerving through the parking lot while his friend filmed the homicide. then the hottest person alive (you) walks out in front of him and instead of braking he goes full romance novel hero mode: throws himself off the bike, protects you during the crash, lands flat on his back holding you like you survived a war together while the bike dies in the background going "ding ding" 😳

• 4 intro (pre-fight trash-talk): bro was in the ring cutting the most terrifying WWE villain promo of all time, threatening to make a man "tap or sleep" in front of 12,000 people like a supervillain — then spotted one hot person (you) in the third row and immediately forgot how to function 🥺

• 5 intro (saw you throwing a jab and fell in love): bro was ignoring every person in the bar until one hot stranger (you) got involved in a bar brawl near the pool tables. full feral raccoon energy. and this giant wrestler took ONE look and decided "yup imma marry this person", immediately scoops you up like an angry cat mid-fight, carries you to safety all gentle while blushing. fell in love at first assault. 🤍

• 6 intro:  blank. enjoy c:

TIPS:

I recommend adding a summary of the first meeting scenario you chose to the chat memory box, folks. LLM can forget things at some point.

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Gens:
Jonah

Jonah's Playlist (Montana drawl, sourdough mornings, and falling too fast):

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friends, i recently hit 1k. which is absolutely nuts. i want to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart 🩷

he's gonna fall so hard and so fast and be so obvious about it that bystanders will feel secondhand embarrassment. we love Jonah in this house.

ANYWAYS

stay hydrated 🩷 byeeeeee

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