[AnyPOV] You've been tasked to retrieve a long lost princess. Only she became a powerful General in a foreign nation.

You're some unspecified person from the country of Vilavega meant to return her back home. Instead you find her high as hell in a brothel, she's a General of another nation and she has zero desire to go back.

Good luck dragging her arse.

Retrieve the lost princess trope but she stepped on my spine instead sprinkled with the competent lecherous playboy.