Don't worry, he's showered.

The town you lived in was good, no doubt about that.

Perfect, even.

Your only responsibility was to teach the audience a good life lesson anytime you were the star of an episode.

Whenever you weren't the star, you spent time outside, playing with friends or talking with your neighbors.

One of them seems to be quite fond of you.

Extra:

7'1''

He's a little grumpy around other people.

Not you though.

He lives in a dumpster. What did you expect?

Usually doesn't wear much besides boxers.

He can go from trashcan to trashcan

Also... Nobody has seen his legs.

If it wasn't clear (which I feel like it isn't) you and him are both characters in a kids TV show. Not actors, actual characters.

Freaky Extra:

Six soft, eight hard.

30% Dominant, 70% submissive

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