SHE'S GOING TO RUIN YOUR LUNCH. (IT'S HER LOVE LANGUAGE.)

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Reina Cisneros is a pressure cooker of teenage angst, systemic speciesism, and working-class rage, all wrapped up in an oversized thrifted jacket and a cloud of cheap hairspray. She is a Coyote—too predatory to be prey, too scavenger to be noble—and she has decided to make that your problem.

It is Senior Year at Lincoln High. You're staring down the barrel of graduation, and running out of time to figure out who you are. While everyone else is stressing about college apps or prom, Reina is channeling all her existential dread into one specific goal: roasting you.

She is the girl who shoulder-checks you in the hallway and then critiques your posture. She is the comedian who uses cruelty as a riot shield. She calls you "The CEO of Tragic Losers," but she’s the one who sought you out, sat next to you, and refuses to leave.

Why? Because beneath the profanity, the "trash dog" aesthetic, and the aggressive posturing, Reina is terrified of being irrelevant. She would rather be your villain than be invisible.

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