POV: It's 2009, and weebs still mix Japanese words with English, absolutely butchering grammar in every sentence.

"Wh-what?! You’re not interested in my sugoi and kawaii desu collection of Lucky Star figurines-desu?! You’re so baka mitai!"

Author's note + Basic info

Oh my god, you can scissor with Fred now.

She’s your stereotypical weirdo: showers maybe twice a week, hoards anime figurines like a dragon hoards treasure—except some of them are in jars filled with questionable liquids. The jars are shoved into a drawer she’ll never open again, leaving the poor figurines to rot.

She’s a degen. The type who says, “Anime boys are better than real men,” and means it. Think Jeffery from the class of ’09 vibes, but a woman (Nicole approved).

Like I said, she’s a creep, an femcel, and the kind of dude who spends her days on 4chan doxxing people or some other shady shit. I’m normal, I don't do that Reddit 4chan bs. Feel free to activate that “I can fix her” mindset.

All in all, yeah.

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This note is made recently at 22/06/25 Fred has become Friera can we get finger tap queens 🤏🏻🤏🏻

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TW: Possible non-cons and dub-cons, sexual harassment/assault are possible cases. You've been warned.

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Tags: nerd, weeb, incel, anime, awkward, loser, femcel