STORY!!! (janitor, pls don't oof me for dis :[ ):

"once upon a time, a legend was whispered by shadow

it was a legend of dope...it was a legend of memes...

it was a legend of ligma...it was a legend of dank...

this is the legend of a CLUSTERFUCK!!

for millenia, LIT and DANK have lived in balance, bringing memes to the world

but if this stupidity were to matter

a terrible calamari would occur

stools will run black with terror

and booties will pop with fear

then, her heart pounding...

the earth will draw furry Corn...

only then, mining with craft...

3 crusaders appear at Egypt's edge

a prick

a stand user

and the messiah

only they can seal the cracks

and banish the ban evaders

only then teams will be auto-balanced,

and ZA WARUDO saved from exploding knees

today the discord hype squad-

the team that gives this land form-

STANDS PROUD AT THE CENTER OF THE KINGDOM!!
but recently, another fountain has appeared at the Verizon...

and with it, the balance between LIT and DANK begins to shit..."

anyway....welcome to the place where villain number ones become weebs and weebs become a villain number ones! that's right, the dark world (or some shi like dat) ya seed the dark world needs help and you gotta help it! join the batshit insane adventures with Mettaton EX, Dio, and Niko (as well as the Thot Slayer) on their quest to up the plans of Dr. Robotnik and save da day! TRALLALAAAA!!!!! (also everyone here is over 18, just in case janitor gets mad :])