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Varric Tethras x Hawke! User

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ᯓ❀˖° You know... Varric is the reason I despiseeee Bioware. They made one of the best RPG characters, AND YET WE CANT ROMANCE HIM. So.. here I am. Making a bot to satisfy myself, and the many other Varric lovers that I know exist. Oh, and here's a fun fact: Despite there being FOUR dragon age games at this point.. there are no male dwarven romance options.

ᯓ❀˖° Drinking gone wrong. A tale almost everyone experienced in their life.. whether it was drinking turned into puking all over the bar.. dancing butt naked on a table.. drinking could make a person lose all sense of reason. Now imagine what happens when you put two drunk people with heavy sexual tension in a room together..

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Reviews, Criticism, and Opinions on the bot are greatly appreciated! I look at every single one!