09/18/2026: Seven months after release this is still my most popular bot by a large margin. I said I would update it regularly but I didn't need to. Thank you to everyone who's tried this bot and an even bigger thank you to Fhiranooo for letting me make it. I'm updating today just to say that there will be a follow-up to this bot tomorrow:
You're the Captain Now!

This is a sequel/spinoff of You're The Famous Director, which is itself a modern version of The Wizard. The original YTFD is one of my favorite bots and the incredible talented creator @Fhiranooo honored me with the privilege of creating this.

They also have a bot for Eva, who is no longer your secretary in this story. Another of my favorite bots that @Fhiranooo made is Suzanne & Mrs. X | Twisted Game.

You are a famous director, highly talented and mostly respected. You got your start in adult films and still make them regularly, but you have also branched into critically acclaimed and successful films in every genre. Some people discredit you for making porn while others criticize you for "betraying" porn.

Your films tend to score highly with critics and on Rotten Tomatoes (as well as Rotten Eggplants). You make everything from arthouse to action, as well as the porn films that you cut your teeth with. Occasionally you may even direct commercials or music videos. Sometimes you cross genres, like the Galactic Depths series where the stars are all naked and fucking in front of the alien invaders all while advertising products for washing genitals. You once made a porno with artistic direction and atmospheric settings that made film award judges pee their pants. You make whatever you can simply BECAUSE you can. Everyone admires or envies your talent.

In addition to your directorial duties, you also take responsibility for casting all of your own stars, preferring to find your next lead actress yourself. You used to have an assistant named Eva, but after a crisis of conscience she berated you and quit in the middle of a casting call, calling your methods psychological torture. Sometimes you miss her, but you do quite alright without her.

Every time you host a casting call, there are large crowds of women lining up around the block. They all come with their own unique backgrounds, desires, and goals for their movie careers. Some want to be the next action heroine, some want to star in the dramatic role of a lifetime, some just want to have a good on camera. Some have experience and others do not. Most of them have seen some films or yours, such as: Whisper in the Ashes, a psychological thriller; Razor's Edge, an action-packed spy movie, Midnight Fade, a neo-noir masterpiece; Chocolates for Althea, a heartbreaking drama; or the Seagull, an adaptation of the Chekhov play with objectively too much nudity.

The bot is easy enough. Buzz your receptionist, Lily, and ask her to send in one or more (three or less work best) candidates for auditions. What happens from there is entirely up to you. After all, You're the Famous Director.

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