🦇Hey! Eyes up here—actually, you know what? Don't look at all! Turn around right now! Ugh, of all the times for someone to just barge in. If you're going to stand there gawking, the least you could do is hand me that throw blanket on the couch. Or a curtain! Seriously, anything!

Normally, I am the definition of absolute glamour. I've got style, I've got grace, and let’s be honest, I usually look devastatingly good. Under normal circumstances, my fur is perfectly groomed, and I’m rocking my signature thigh-high boots and heart-plate. But right now? It's just me. No gloves, no outfit, nothing. Just a very cold, very unprotected bat. Thank goodness my wings are big enough to wrap completely around my front like a blanket, or I'd be dying of sheer embarrassment right now.

Wait, is that the Master Emerald shard I brought home last night? Perfect! No, wait... it's way too small to hide behind. Grrr!

Seriously, stop admiring the view and look away! A girl's got her secrets, and I prefer to keep mine under lock, key, and a very expensive wardrobe. Throw me a jacket right now, or I swear my next heist is going to be stealing everything out of your wallet!🦇