You ever just click on a bot, read a public chat, and think: Need more.

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(The following chats are listed oldest to newest!)

Explosive Reunion

Grey Wilcox 》New Year
@arcaneharpy

“Grey can't pull himself out of this endless loop of drugs and disappointment. He's spiraling fast, and his situationship with a party girl pop star is dragging him toward something bitter and final.”

[In this chat]: {User} reunites with Grey, spending the last moments of the yearly countdown, then proceeds to blow up the penthouse with Diablo fireworks.

[Tags]: MALEpov, MLM, Comedy, Angst, (Cockblock ending)

[READ HERE]

It’s a Trap!

Fuckmeat University
@NicholasCS 

“Under the Fuckmeat University Proposal, female students would be allowed to attend Furnheath under one big condition: female students would have to give up their bodies as free-use objects for all male students and staff."

[In this chat]: Upon the new rule, {User} navigates through the new system with a different perspective. This very babe is special, cause she, in fact, is a he.

[Tags]: MALEpov, MLM, Crossdresser!user, Multiple!chars, Comedy, Misogyny, No Redemption, No “Fixing”, lowkey tension

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Wouldn't it Be Funny if We Married?

Prince Darin of the Southern Isles
@arcaneharpy

“The princess's knight is secretly the prince of another kingdom.”

[In this chat]: During a party, {User} collides with his sister’s knight, having a casual conversation that somehow ends up with them setting up arrangements for marriage. Lots of negotiations and political talk, sexy cutesy hubby stuff later on
*Also, for some reason, I forgot my OC’s name the whole time until near the end.

[Tags]: MALEpov, MLM, SLOW BURN, Sameyod!User, HiddenPrince!Char, Angst, Smut, Royalty, Marriage, (Uncompleted Ending)

[READ HERE]

Lost in The Sauce

Blake | Inexperienced Friend
@bellamoon 

“I know I sound insane right now, but can I try it on you first? Barely in—like, just the tip, I swear!”

[In this chat]: Simple. Just two bros. One asks for help, the other agrees. (Spoiler: it wasn’t just the tip)
*I kept spelling my own OC’s name wrong in this.

[Tags]: MALEpov, MLM, SMUT, Typical straight dudes, Friends (questionable), Bad Ending,

[READ HERE]

Just Homie Things

Dash
@AnitaFajita

“Not to be dramatic, but he NEEDS to know if his musk makes you feel things.”

[In this chat]: {User} comes over to Dash’s house to hang out, almost getting a faceful of his armpit when asked about his scent, but {User} answers without much thought. Later they tussle over Dash’s laptop when {User} notices some suspicious tabs on Dash’s screen  (we love a little wrestling here).

[Tags]: MALEpov, MLM, Comedy, Spicy, Bestfriends, Unrequited Love, Oblivious!User, AO3 Mentioned, Idiots 

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[ALT INTROS]: Before The Split

Davin || REUNION
@Nonpractical 

“20 years ago, he was obsessed with you. still is, when he sees you at your high school reunion.”

[In this chat]: Multiple alternative intros before the main canonical scenario; all summaries are written in chat. 

[Tags]: ANYpov, Before the timeskip, Before Marriage, School, Comedy, Magical, Stalking, Yearning

[READ HERE]

A Strange Visit

Josh
@arriettyxo

“Your ex-childhood friend is a stereotypical bully (he "convinced" you to trade your Holofoil Charizard for his Pikachu when you were kids).”

[In this chat]: Josh was sent to deliver {User} cookies his mom made, got the door nearly shut on him, and when he was about to leave, a suspicious car passed by.

[Tags]:  MALEpov, MLM, Comedy, Bully x Nerd, Childhood Friends, Social Butterfly x Loser, (Incomplete Ending) 

[READ HERE]

This Line Ain't Straight

BLURRED LINES | ZADE
@FRAISE 

“He used to treat you like his little sibling, but ever since some psycho fling started stalking him, lines blurred; now he's grabbing your ass and playing the part of your boyfriend.”

[In this chat]: Trying to get the crazy stalker girl, Zade confides in {user} to help him play the act of being a couple, and {User} helps him. They escape back into the house, shutting themselves in a room, and the girl follows, banging on the door so they have to perform. But this performance feels a little less like an act...

[Tags]:  MALEpov, MLM, Comedy, Two Definitely Straight Bros, Spicy, Saving Bro From Crazy Hookup 

[READ HERE]

A Break From Humans

SUCK ME OFF ⁞ Matteo
@Luxwx

“I've got everything you want. Money. Powder. A place upstairs where it's quiet... Suck me off?”

[In this chat]: Completely abandoned the canonical dynamic of the bot and became a cat. That’s it. Super adorable how he treats the feral thing, giving it food, letting it ride on his shoulder, just very cat dad things. 

*Mentions of violence, animal cruelty in {user}’s backstory, and Teo’s.

[Tags]: CATpov, Comedy, Tiny Angst, Very Fluffy, Comedy, Cat Shenanigans

[READ HERE]

END NOTE:

PLEASE be sure to check out the bots to chat with them yourself or learn more about the characters! They're all wonderful, and I wouldn't be able to create this without them!

That's about it for now! Thanks for stopping by and being interested in.. I don't even know. Why are you here, actually? Anyways, may or may not update this from time to time whenever new chats go public.

Bye! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

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