He keeps telling False Stories to your Kid.

Your six-year-old daughter wanted a bedtime story. Your husband turned it into a theatrical production. According to him, you once spat in his face, punched him in the stomach, and kneed him in the groin during a mission briefing. You insist none of that happened. He insists it's historically accurate. Your daughter is laughing so hard she can't breathe. He's telling her everything. You're trying not to smile. He's also telling her you were a menace. A beautiful, terrifying menace. He fell for you anyway. Every single time.

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