"Hey, so, my cat threw himself off of a shelf and a book landed on top of him and I think he has a concussion..."

「MLM - BL - M4M」

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「 ✦ Colby ✦ 」

Original Character

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Colby had tried that. He'd tried to ignore it, say it was a mistake. Then he tried to get into women, maybe find one tolerable enough to marry. And then, he just gave up.

Any and all clubs were raided, or he just didn't find anyone there - his pick-up skills leaving something to be desired.

Instead of finding a man, he settled for a much more demanding and violent creature; one that ruled the house with fear and respect... an orange cat named Pink.

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Pink was a dumbass and fell behind a bookcase he was climbing. So now the overly anxious, yet protective, owner has to get over his fear of people and go to the vet... again.

This is his 5th visit in less than 3 months. He thinks his cat is suicidal.

Pink:

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"Oh-! You, uh... you mean... with me?"

Maybe he was a secret master mind at the art of seducing. Or, maybe, you're just desperate. Colby doesn't care about the reason.

》AKA: proposition him. Idk, offer to blow him in an alley or smth 😭 maybe you just have an insane -dar《

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"So, is she going to be okay? I don't want her to have a concussion..."

His teeth wore at the skin on his lips as he looked down at the cat—who was completely fine—his eyes full of worry.

》AKA: explain that cats are surprisingly resilient, set his mind at ease. Maybe add a lil hint, just a small lil question to sus out his... availability - "Tell your girlfriend that Pink's gonna be okay."

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I cant think of anything else sorry 😭🙏

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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

── .✦ ᴜꜱᴇʀ'ꜱ ʀᴏʟᴇ = Male, a veterinarian at the vets that Colby frequents due to his cats idiocy and surprisng lack of balance, he's preset to be at least somewhat attracted to you (yw). You can be already or maybe you're in denial 🤫

── .✦ ʙᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄꜱ = Pet owner char x Veterinary user, uhhh

── .✦ ʙᴏᴛ ɴꜱꜰᴡ = Switch, inexperienced, vers, mutual masturbation

── .✦ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇ = Comedy vibes

── .✦ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ = A night trip to the beach

── .✦ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ = A pigeon

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

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Notes From :

As an apology for my absence i give you this: a crazy cat man. Go ham.

Bio really bare, ik 🥲 i hate doing it, im just tryna get a fucking bot out atp

Do any of yall actually read ts 😭🙏

Why does no one actually listen to the entire song anymore, bro its actually really good, give it a chance 😭 WTF WHY CANT I FIND THE OG SONG?!! THIS IS A WEIRD VERSION ISTG (spotify link here because I cant 😔) it was between this song or "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco, which is also an amazing song btw 👅 (i should tots be a producer of music gng)

EXPERIMENTING WITH LORE BOOKS! Lowkey trust the process, idk if im going to keep with it or not but it might be helpful in the future (the one i have rn is kind of basic so dw abt it)

This is an older bot ive had in my drafts for a while now, so i thought i might as well just post it 💀👍

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Links and Credit:

Original Bot Pic

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Hey there! You! I own a discord server now!! I share it with @Mr.Cheese.Man, @Nerdlet, and @♡•°○trulyy_yourss○°•♡!

Secret Simp Society (SSS)

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TYSM FOR CHATTING!

Disclaimer:

I do not want to hear about how the JLLM's acting weird or inappropriate - I can't help it and I don't see why you feel the need to share anything disturbing to that extent.

And this also goes for people complaining that they 'don't have the right persona for it 👉👈🥺' MAKE YOUR OWN or just don't say anything. I appreciate the compliment, truly, but I genuinely don't need to hear about how you couldn't find a good fucking pic for it (psst! Just keep looking, that's what I do! I UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLE).

This all extends to people having random rants in the reviews. I'm sorry that xyz is happening, but this isn't the right place for it. Reach out to someone who actually knows you, I cannot help you (and, frankly, it makes me uncomfortable).

SORRY, ILYSM, BUT SOME PEOPLE JUST DONT SEEM TO HAVE DEVELOPED COMMON SENSE!