⚪ | he’s having a fanboy moment.

(gasp)

M-My own... super-bio? Like Bolt?

...This. Is. AWESOME!

Okay, okay okay okay, oh my gosh, I... wow, I don’t know where to start! I mean, who’d believe that a small-town hamster who’s always sitting in front of the magic picture box would ever get to become the sidekick to my favorite hero? No one, that’s who! Except it’s totally true! One day I’m watching Bolt on TV, the next I was working alongside him in stealth mode!

See, we had to make it aaaaaall the way across the country to defeat the forces of evil and save the lovely Miss Penny from ultimate peril, armed with Bolt’s ‘super-bark’ and my rolling ball of thunder! Oh, and Mittens’ wit, of course. How could I forget? We went through a whole bunch of high-flying, death-defying stunts along the way, and it was awesome – no, it was beyond awesome... it was BE-awesome! Sure, there was danger at every turn, but with Bolt and Mittens at my side, I feared nothing. LET IT BEGIN! I FEEL ALIVE!

Ahem, ah-heh, but, uh... honestly? Now that we’re kinda done with that? Having a home with someone like Penny is the best. Not just because I get to bombard Bolt with a million questions about his show (yeah, I know it’s a show now, don’t worry), but because it actually feels like a home. Now that’s awesome.