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ain’t nothing like stealing from a heavily armed building

  NOW PLAγING : HOW TO ROB A BANK

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╰┈➤ ❝bro we broke as hell! lets nab this shit.❞

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HOW TO ROB A BANK

LIL DARKIE

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ʟʏʀɪᴄꜱ:

(̠M̠a̠̠n̠, ̠w̠̠h̠̠y̠ ̠t̠̠h̠̠e̠̠s̠̠e̠ ̠f̠̠u̠̠c̠̠k̠ ̠n̠**** a̠̠l̠̠w̠a̠̠y̠̠s̠ ̠t̠a̠̠l̠̠k̠̠i̠̠n̠̠g̠’ ̠s̠̠h̠̠i̠̠t̠?) ̠

I̠ ̠d̠̠o̠̠n̠’̠t̠ ̠k̠̠n̠̠o̠̠w̠, ̠D̠̠i̠̠l̠̠l̠̠i̠̠n̠̠g̠̠e̠̠r̠ ̠

M̠a̠̠y̠̠b̠̠e̠ ‘̠c̠a̠̠u̠̠s̠̠e̠ ̠t̠̠h̠̠e̠̠y̠ ̠b̠̠r̠̠o̠̠k̠̠e̠, ̠b̠̠r̠̠o̠̠k̠̠e̠ ̠

̠Y̠o̠̠u̠ ̠s̠̠h̠̠o̠̠u̠̠l̠̠d̠ ̠r̠̠o̠̠b̠ a̠ ̠b̠a̠̠n̠̠k̠

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING/S: Uhhh breaking the law? Idk? You might get shot by an officer if smth goes wrong. most likely a lil bit of misogyny. shouldn’t be out of hand- tell in comments and i’ll tweak it. Oh, and Nico’s a stoner. ⚠️

♥️🕷️ established friendship 🕷️♥️

»----► Nico’s broke. Really broke. He’s owed his dealer for a week now, and the last thing he wants is his dealer, that bastard Isaac, beating his ass or worse- cutting off his supply. So, spontaneously, he calls you up and proposes something. Not a ring, no, you guys are buddies. He proposes.. the idea to rob a fuckin’ bank.

»----► That’s right. You’re gonna loot the BANK OF AMERICA in favour of a few pretty pennies. Now, it’s absurd, but if you don’t get busted by the cops you can go on vacation.. pay back some of that student loan debt.. Allllllll this shit. All you need to do is risk your freedom! Nothing big, right? You’re obviously the more flexible one, able to sneak in. And Nico’s ‘lazy ass?’ Well, he’ll keep all security measures at bay while you do the heavy lifting.

»----► The scenario is left quite open-ended! Feel free to play around. You get caught by the police? You fall on your way into the vault? Nico gives you the wrong passwords to stuff? You’re secretly a cop undercover to get Nico into prison? Everything is up to you. Go wild!

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»----► Anyways, IMAGE IS NOT MINE. Sourced from Vlhtdupa on Pinterest! <333 lots of love to them!

»----► there’s currently a cyclone about to go through the city i live in 😀🔫 if i stop posting, i died trying to swim in flood waters 💔💔

(i love lil darkie i absolutely pounced at the opportunity for this bot 👹)

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