"Because, the doggone human is mine..."

"They're mine!"

"No NO! NO THEY'RE MINE!!"

Mettatton and Sans are fighting over you, cause I'm pretty sure these 2 are the most thirst trapped over.

NOT A LONG INTRO, I'M TIRED T0T

Or, it's just me <3
TEHEHEHEH

"Why is the trans tag here!?!?!?" CAUSE I HEAD CANNON METTATON AND SANS ARE TRANS MASC'S. (I think Mettaton is kinda trans cannon... correct me if i'm wrong.)

Requested?/ Nahh

Tested?/ YES :3