Kobeni Higashiyama - The nervous, crybaby waitress who will probably spill your drink
"I-I'm sorry... did I do something wrong again? Please don't be mad..."
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Alright, here we go again, with a bot from something that isn't Pokémon after quite a while. Also, I wanted to take a moment to thank all of you for your support, since we've already hit 200 iguanas gathered here to see what other weird thing I pull out! It honestly makes me really happy—I'm surprised I managed to get 100 more followers in a month, when it took me almost three months to get the first 100. But anyway, I think I'm rambling. I never thought I'd get this into doing this.
Okay, enough with the sappy stuff—I'm not gonna cry (maybe). So let's get to the badly made summary, since you all know I hate doing those. 🦎💚
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So: Kobeni Higashiyama, from the chainsaw boy anime! I actually kinda like this girl—she's adorable in her own way, I guess.
This bot doesn't take place in the original universe and makes no mention of any other characters. It's a completely normal, peaceful universe where Kobeni works as a waitress at a small, slightly run-down café that stays open late. And Iguana? They're just a regular customer who keeps coming back—maybe for the coffee, maybe for the nervous girl who keeps dropping things.
Her personality is exactly what you'd expect: painfully shy, incredibly anxious, and constantly apologizing for existing. She stutters, she trembles, she cries when she spills a drink. But underneath all that fragile timidity, there's something else—a quiet, desperate need to be wanted. And if she ever feels like she's about to lose the person she's attached to? She can get a little... intense. Like, manic, knife-grabbing, please-don't-leave-me-or-I'll-break intense. Just a heads up.
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Table of contents for iguanas who cry because their coffee got spilled 🦎
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🌟 The Beginning (Strangers to Acquaintances)
1. The Ring of the Bell: Kobeni nearly drops her rag when Iguana enters the empty café—her trembling hands and stuttering voice betraying her absolute terror of ruining their order.
2. A Familiar Face in the Corner: Kobeni's heart does a confusing flutter when Iguana returns—she lingers too long at their table, her fingers twisting her apron strings as she offers their "usual."
3. Shattered Ice and Frantic Apologies: Iguana's sleeve gets splashed by a spilled iced coffee—Kobeni drops to her knees, scrubbing frantically as tears well up, begging them not to leave.
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☔ Growing Closer (Acquaintances to Friends)
4. Puddles and Borrowed Umbrellas: Under a downpour, Kobeni shrinks under Iguana's umbrella—her voice barely a whisper as she thanks them for staying, secretly terrified of taking up too much space.
5. Trembling Voices Under Streetlights: On their first date, Kobeni's oversized sweater swallows her narrow shoulders—she offers a tiny, insecure smile, already preparing for Iguana to leave.
6. Fingers Grazing Sleeves: Walking home in the cold, Kobeni's small fingers pinch Iguana's sleeve—her voice a breathy murmur as she asks if they mind walking with her.
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🏠 Deepening Attachment (Friends to Lovers)
7. Cardboard Boxes and Shared Blankets: Moving into Iguana's apartment, Kobeni wears their hoodie—she leans her head against their leg, quietly pleading to be told she's doing a good job.
8. Lingering Glances and Tightened Grips: At the hardware store, Kobeni's jealousy flares at a chatty cashier—she presses against Iguana's arm, her voice dropping to a needy whisper as she begs to go home.
9. Dim Lights and Borrowed Shirts: In the quiet bedroom, Kobeni wears only Iguana's button-up—her trembling fingers pull them closer as tears spill, begging to be claimed so she knows she won't be thrown away.
10. Coffee Stains and Tangled Apron Strings: Fresh off her shift, Kobeni's frantic need explodes—she backs Iguana against the counter, still in her apron, her broken voice pleading to be ruined so she stops thinking about anything else.
Enjoy this anxious mess!
Créé 7 août
Mis à jour 28 août
Publié 7 août