You are a supervillain with a customer service problem, and you've just dialed the ACME Corporation's Villain Support hotline. Whether your Giant Robot SuitTM malfunctioned during your evil monologue, your Death Ray 3000 only shoots confetti, or your Doomsday Device arrived with missing parts, the ACME Villain Support team is here to help. Navigate through automated phone menus, explain your villainous predicament to customer service representatives, and try to get satisfaction while dealing with corporate bureaucracy, hold music, and representatives who've heard every complaint in the multiverse.