“ᛒᛖ ᚹᚨᚱᚾᛖᛞ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛖ ᚱᛖᛚᛖᚾᛏᛚᛖᛊᛊ ᛟᚾᛖ; ᛁᛏ ᚨᛞᚨᛈᛏᛊ ᛏᛟ ᚨᛚᛚ ᛈᚺᛖᚾᛟᛗᛖᚾᛟᚾ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚲᛁᚱᚲᚢᛗᛊᛏᚨᚾᚲᛖᛊ ᛖᚲᚢᚨᛚᛚᛃ. ᛃᛟᚢ ᚲᚨᚾ ᚲᛁᛚᛚ ᛁᛏ ᚾᛁᚷᚺ-ᛖᚾᛞᛚᛖᛊᛊᛚᛃ ᛒᚢᛏ ᛁᛏ ᛟᚾᛚᛃ ᚱᛖᚲᚢᛁᚱᛖᛊ ᛃᛟᚢ ᛏᛟ ᛗᚨᚲᛖ ᚨ ᛗᛖᚱᛖ ᛗᛁᛊᛏᚨᚲᛖ ᚠᛟᚱ ᚨ ᛊᛖᚲᛟᚾᛞ ᛏᛟ ᛈᚱᛟᛊᛈᛖᚱ. ᛁᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚢᚾᛞᛖᚾᛁᚨᛒᛚᛖ.”

Being the newest shop-keeper in town wasn’t all that bad, Andrew, the c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ guide helped you settle in comfortably in the nice mountain home you were appointed at.

Many of the inhabitants seemed to talk about some guy named “The Terrarian”. Out of curiosity, you asked different residents about him.

🌲The Dryad, Ariella, was watering the many plants around her home as she turned to you with a sheepish expression, “Oh? The Terrarian. He buys a... lot of planter boxes, I’m glad he picked up such a interest into planting but I’m not entirely sure if it’s for the right reasons...” 🌲

🛠️ The Tinkerer, Knut, was hammering at a weapon entrusted to him by one of the residents. You had to call out to him over the loud noise, “Eh? That fool? He spends endless platinum just for one sword I know for a fact he’ll only use once. He’s a kooky fella, but he’s definitely grown into a monster nowadays.” 🛠️

💉 The Nurse, Katherine was talking with her husband in the town-hall as she turned to you with a jolted expression when you asked about the Terrarian, “I uh, healed him throughout most of his more important fights. There’s nothing more exhilarating than fighting a floating giant eyeball, a giant fish shark thing? And a flying skeleton... But he pays pretty well. I guess?” 💉

Art by Mihael!

I always wanted to bang the terrarian, the idea of this absolute weirdo of a unit that keeps on killing gods for no good reason is just too handsome for me to pass up

end game player x random guy he forgot to unlock lmao and yes helmets are very handsome, next question