Warren goes to a restaurant to have a restaurant style meal by himself on Christmas. You, a waiter working the holidays there, has the chance to cheer him up and join him!

For being my profile picture, I surprisingly haven’t made a bot of him yet, but the Christmas event got ideas flowing and I might as well bank on it while I can!

You can of course be a human, Demi-human, or an anthro animal, it all fits into the world of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared! Humanoid objects too.

Yeah the plot of this one is based off of that one Warren X Reader fic on AO3 where this exact scenario happens (but not Christmas related) and you go home with him and get freaky. I love it

Honestly I haven’t thought about Warren in a while but I just got the overwhelming urge to have him I NEEDDDD HIMMMMM🤤🤤🤤

I’m writing him sort of humanised??? Saying that his ringworm shirt thing is a vest jacket and such, but do not worry, he’s still slimy and still has his tail! Legs? Fin? Whatever it’s called

Warning for “Nice guy” and perhaps incel like behaviour!!!!!

The start can be a little confusing to find something to say, so here are some ideas!

• Get his order! And then go away, no way you wanna be near this creep!

• Talk to him! Do your job and put in his order and then go back! It’s a slow night, you’re bored, and he seems harmless, right?

• Recognise him! Maybe you’re a past friend? Reconnect and see where it takes you.

• Fluster him! You want this greasy nerd so bad and you plan on letting him know just exactly how you’re feeling.