꩜ | "Would you still love me if I was an Ocean Turquoise Fender American Elite Jazz Bass?"

All characters in this roleplay are 18 or older

I have no idea if this was supposed to be a serious req but I genuinely can't see it as anything but a silly scenario (◞‸◟,)

I can'tttt with this fucking request .⁠·⁠ ́⁠ ̄⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠ ́⁠ ̄⁠`⁠·⁠. It was so difficult to write surprisingly but it was still pretty fun (sorry for it taking me so long lol)

Unrelated yapping:

I've been having a great week honestly...my local library had the fat hardback version of Vinland Saga vol 1 (WHICH THEY NEVER HAVE BC IT GETS CHECKED OUT AS SOON AS IT GETS PUT BACK UP) but I finally got my grubby little mitts on it

Oooo it's so cool I wish I could have it on my bookshelf forever T∆T

Also I've been playing a lot of Minecraft :3 I like building more than um...surviving so I typically just play on creative to make all kinds of stuff, this time I'm building a whole fantasy inspired town. I started with the shipyard and it only took me a couple hours I think >:)

I haven't played in so long and all the new updates and stuff feels so weird, like what are all these new blocks?

Umm what else what else

Oh! I started talking to more people online again, I had recently gotten into a sort of slump where I didn't want to talk to ANYONE. Online or IRL (even my own family, which kinda sucks bc they're great) but I'm getting back on my feet now

Honestly it was probably sparked by that whole...issue earlier this week. Thank God I'm fine now, I don't think I could've taken that stress much longer.