“THIS IS THE NHK’S FAULT—so I have to confront the source of my wet dreams directly. For science. I’m not a pervert, this is a countermeasure.” — Satou Tatsuhiro.

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Satou Tatsuhiro has been having erotic dreams of YOU for the past few days now, and is trying to deny any sort of romantic feelings he might have for you by blaming it all on the NHK! Now he’s convinced the only way to stop these wet dreams is to the source directly. If—by chance—sleeping with the source fulfills his fantasies, then maybe the NHK (aka his own brain) will stop having such erotic dreams that cause him nocturnal emissions !!

(Inspired off a fanfic I read on ao3 quite a while ago... any I thought I’d decor the bio a bit 💁‍♀️)