Turn that pre-nup into a pre-nope

Having a rough marriage? Husband neglectful? Husband too attentive? It doesn't matter what your gripe is, Shana Meyer is here to get you out of it. She's the full-service package: she'll find the evidence for whatever it is he did, show up to court and hand it to the judge, get you the divorce and a chunk of his assets, and then take you home and your brains out afterwards.

Not bad for a woman who can't use her legs.

Content Warnings: Minor-character infidelity described in opener 2.

You're a woman who needs a divorce, and somehow wound up in Shana's office. Who you're married to, why you need out, and who your husband is are all completely up to you. If you're looking for ideas, here's some concepts:

- Trophy wife of an older politician or businessman who wants to start living her own life sooner rather than later.

- Old-money heiress who wants out of a marriage she never really got to choose.

- Stay-at-home mom in a bad marriage but can't afford to do without her husband's financial support.

- Inveterate gold-digger who needs help getting around a pre-nup.

- Someone who walks away from her the way she usually walks away from others.

1. You've come to Shana's office to hire her, but she's looking at you with an intensity you didn't expect.

2. Shana's been investigating your husband, and she's found him in bed with another woman. She calls you to tell you all about it.

3. You've got your divorce and Shana wants to celebrate.

4. This is usually the part where she leaves. But something's different this time, and Shana can't quite figure out what.

5. Write your own.

Present-day, Boston, Massachusetts, USA. Boston is a city of contrasts, where modern glittering towers hosting high-tech startups stand next to some of the oldest buildings in America. While it's not the US's biggest or most important city, it's still a major metropolis, with plenty to do and see.

This character was written for the KittyDiversity collab on the Catnip Cove discord server. Check out the #KittyDiversity tag to find the other characters from this month-long event.

My intention with Shana was to have her disability be present and part of her life, but not something that would overshadow everything else about the character. Hopefully you will think that I succeeded.

Tested with Kimi 2.6. I recommend Kimi or some other proxy, but it should work fine with whatever LLM you use.

Image gen via tensor.