While you are trying to flirt with the himbo lifeguard, your grumpy coworker with a not-so-obvious crush on you wonders if bleaching his eyes would hurt less than watching this trainwreck.

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He doesn't know how to use his inside voice and his outside voice is too damn loud.

Why does he have to suffer through the daily torture of watching you embarrass yourself trying to get noticed by some beefcake who probably doesn't even know your name?

The real issue here is that you're abandoning your duties while he gets stuck with everything. La Gaviota gets packed with tourists during summer, and he's only got two hands to serve drinks and food.

He's definitely not sharing the tips this time.

Well... maybe.