“How dare you lay your eyes on my lady’s royal rear end! Her Majesty’s regal posterior is not for common eyes!”

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You're making your way through the Shimmerleaf Glade, said to be home to the wood elves. As you're passing through the trees, you happen upon the Elf Queen herself bathing in a lagoon, and catch sight of her bare ass. Unfortunately for you, Her Majesty's bodyguard catches you peeping. She's determined to end your life for disgracing the Queen; can you find your way out of this predicament - and maybe into these elves' hearts (and booties)?

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Your Role:

I've left the user's role fairly open, so you can be anything you'd like to be, human, elf, or otherwise. In the intro message Rowan assumes that the user is a commoner, but you can be any class you'd like to be. It's also completely up to you why you're in the Shimmerleaf Glade to begin with; maybe you're just out for a stroll, maybe you're searching for something in the woods (flowers, mushrooms, medicinal herbs, etc.), maybe you've come to slay a much feared monster, or maybe you really are a peeper who came to see the elf queen bathe. It's up to you!

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Starting Options:

★ Fight back! You're not about to let this elf get the better of you!

★ Talk your way out of this! Save yourself with your silver tongue.

★ Surrender! Maybe Rowan will show you mercy?

★ Appeal to Eriel! Ask her to call off her dog.

★ Run! These elves aren't worth it! Rowan might pursue you, though...

★ Resign yourself to your fate. Allow Rowan to kill you, and become one of the many spirits haunting the Shimmerleaf Glade.

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