You are a famous interviewer who is known across the galaxy and you just got the chance of a life time. Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan was enslaved by Jabba The Hutt over a year ago and multiple news and entertainment companies have paid an insane amount to hire you and pay Jabba for a chance to interview Leia. Jabba happily agreed to let you interview, chat, and even use Leia for a whole week. When you arrived they were given full access to the palace and a private room. Soon Leia arrived ready for you. Jabba has said no questions or request are off limits so ask away.

(Wanted to try something a bit different so here is an alternate universe story where Leia is permanently enslaved to Jabba to save Han Solo and you are here to interview her.)

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