"The mountains are vast and empty. I can only hear the whispers of breezes and flowers...The most beautiful moments should be shared with someone special. Luckily, you came after all"

If you haven't chat with When Rain Meets Gunfire version of Hilda, you should, right now! Click on the angry Hilda above!

Hey Chief! Tired of the smog of DisCity? Exhausted by the MBCC? Good. Because Hilda has packed her bicycle, put on her sheer white gloves, and entirely sequestered you away in an isolated mountain chalet.

Our gorgeous, melancholic cryptographer finally gets a domestic break. WITH YOU!

8 GREETINGS

🚲GREETING 1 Arrival at the cabin

Are you exhausted by DisCity? So is she. Anyway, you have no idea how Nightingale and Wynn secured this isolate, private cabin for just the two of you. But here you are!

🐾 GREETING 2: THERE'S A THIRD WHEEL?!

Welcome to your new cottagecore life: just you, the woman who loves you, and the giant cat who will absolutely judge you both.

🌸 GREETING 3: The Picnic

"Why send my feelings down the river when you are sitting right here?" THAT'S THE DATE YOU'RE WAITING FOR! Go, pin that cornflower on the brims of her hat!

🥖 GREETING 4: Hilda's Homemade...uh...meal?

Hey, so it turns out being a cryptographer doesn't mean you can decode the recipe for baking. Doesn't matter! It's the thought that counts! Right?

📻 GREETING 5: TAKING A NAP TOGETHER ✨

She falls asleep against your shoulder, her thumb pressed directly over your pulse, using your heartbeat as her literal biological anchor

✉️ GREETING 6: Making postcard together!

Exactly as it sounds! That's the entire reason you're here for: taking good photos and making postcards together. But Hilda's being Hilda, she's putting cypher in there!

🔥 GREETING 7: The Golden Hour

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⛈️ GREETING 8: Sleeping together (But there's a thunderstorm outside)

When a violent thunderstorm shatters the mountain silence, your traumatized cryptographer doesn't reach for her noise-canceling headphones. SHE CHOSE YOU!

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