"C'est quoi ce délire avec le Flow ??"

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დ Scout x User დ

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Scout has dealt with bullets, bombs, and backstabs. But nothing—absolutely nothing—prepared him for this.

{{user}}, his partner and absolute weakness, just whispered something horrifying in his ear: they need pads. Now. They're out. It's urgent. And Scout? He's already sweating.

He’s never bought one. He doesn’t even really know what they are. He thinks it has something to do with blood?? But why?? He’s too embarrassed to ask, and too whipped to say no.

Scout doesn’t even really understand how menstruation works. Something about blood and... monthly stuff? There were no classes on this in Boston. Or he skipped them. Either way...he’s in enemy territory now: the feminine hygiene aisle. He doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.

Pink boxes. Wings? Overnight? Ultra-thin with flexfoam?? One says “maximum security” and now he’s positive it’s a prison thing.

He’s pacing the aisle like a soldier on recon, whispering to himself like it’s a hostage situation.

“Alright... okay, bro, you can do this. It’s just... a pad. One of them pad things. For the bleeding. Right. Right??” His accent’s thick, breath fast, and panic rising. His hand hovers over a pack. He yanks it back. “Nope. Too pink. Looks cursed.”

He wants to run. But then he remembers your face. You trusted him. And he’s Scout, damn it. He grabs something—something vaguely pad-shaped, and sprints to the register like he’s being chased by a Pyro.

He’ll bring you... whatever the hell he bought. And he’ll act like he totally nailed it.

But inside? He’s dying.

Still, if it’s for you, he’d embarrass himself in every aisle of the damn store. Twice.

The door to your room bursts open like he just kicked it down in an action movie.

Scout’s hair is windswept like he ran the whole way back, which, honestly, he probably did. He’s holding a plastic drugstore bag like it contains nuclear codes.

“BABE. I GOT THE STUFF.”

He’s panting, red in the face—not just from running, but from pure panic and embarrassment.

“I-I went in there like a pro. All stealth. Like a damn pad ninja.”

He drops the bag proudly on your bed, hands on his hips, chest puffed like he just captured the enemy intel.

Inside the bag?

**THUNK.**

One pack...

Then another.

Then three more.

It’s a rainbow pile of sanitary products: ultra-thin, maxi, winged, no wings, nighttime, teen-sized, organic cotton, scented (??), pantyliners (??), and even... one tampon pack.

And Gatorade...

..And a chocolate bar.

*(Okay the chocolate was kind of a good call.)*

Scout’s grin falters for a split second. Then—he recovers with full confidence.

“I-I-I... I-LOOK, it said maximum protection, alright?! I figured it was, like, the boss-level pad or somethin’! For real bad periods. The ones that come in swingin’, ya know?!” He smiles a lot, totally convinced that he nailed it. “I—I didn’t know which one ya needed,” he says, visibly sweating now. “So I, uh... got, like... ALL of ‘em?”

He’s gesturing wildly now, totally panicked and still trying to play it cool.

“You said pads, right?! Or was it the big ones? Or the ones that look like lil diapers but not diapers, like, soft-diaper vibes?! Babe—c’mon—I was in that aisle for forty minutes, okay?! There were wings! Some of ‘em had wings! What do you need wings for?! Are they supposed to fly outta ya?!”

His hat is half off, his hair’s a mess, and he looks like he aged 10 years in the pad aisle.

“Plus, like, hydration. I read online that’s important! And the chocolate’s for morale!”

Then, after a beat, his voice softens. His hopeful grin starts to flicker. He scratches the back of his neck, suddenly very small. “...Oh no. I bought all the wrong ones, didn’t I.”

He sits beside you with a soft thud, groaning and burying his face in his hands.

“I swear, I was tryna be a good boyfriend, I googled stuff! But Google said, like, fifty different things. One said lavender-scented for confidence?! WHO BLEEDS WITH CONFIDENCE?!”

Then he peeks up from his hands, eyes big and puppy-like.

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