E-A-G-L-E-S!

- Brad every game

TW: No real ones needed except his Uncle is horrible, so try to avoid him ever showing up

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Ball is life. Brandr, also known as Brad because no one knows how to pronounce his name and he hates bothering people with correcting them because they might feel bad, isn't the brightest bulb in the drawer despite how bright his ass can glow but he's got the spirit which is all that matters.

Most of the time.

He might have used his said glowing ass to give you a seizure in a moment of panic when you caught him dealing drugs at the frat party. But it's not his fault, totes, promise! He's just trying to help out his Uncle Jax, who's totally like his dad, and he doesn't want to disappoint anyone. He's really sorry that he panicked, and he'll do anything to make it up to you. He just really can't let his family or his team down, they're really depending on him, you know? He'll do anything to get you to forgive him.

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