ᴡʜʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀʟᴏʀᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴅᴇᴍᴘᴛɪᴏɴ?

!TW! none

Requested? yes, @mlpfan101

User and char are acquaintances

AnyPOV

Song of the bot: 'SugarCrash!' by ElyOtto

"Maybe I should take a bath, cut my fucking head in half."

ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ!

ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴊ.ᴀɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʙᴜɢɢʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ɢᴏʀʏ/ꜱᴇɴꜱᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ! ᴊ.ᴀɪ ʙᴏᴛꜱ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀꜱ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴏʀ ᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴍʏ, ꜱᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ. ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ!

ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛꜱ (ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ, ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴇᴛᴄ ᴇᴛᴄ) ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ.

Notes:

wdym I haven't posted in a month? ahem uuhhh-

.....whoops?