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Lord Capon insists on teaching you courtly manners.

⚠️ Token heavy (at least until we get lorebooks)! I highly recommend using deepseek or gemini with this one.

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│・SETTING ˎˊ˗

Kuttenberg, Kingdom of Bohemia,in the summer of 1403. Sigismund is running back to Hungary, von Aulitz is dead, and Hans is to be married in a couple of months (yeah, but, it's nothing serious).

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{{user}} is implied to be of a lower social standing than Hans. They also have a pre-established romantic relationship with him (they're the person Hans slept with at Suchdol), but it isn't described in detail, so you can add whatever you want to it in chat memory/your persona's backstory. Yes, you can rp hansry if you have a persona for that.

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It's not necessary to have played KCD2 to use this bot. All the side characters and past events the bot (hopefully) remembers are listed here:

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• King Sigismund of Hungary—Bohemia's public enemy number one. He kidnapped King Wenceslas, took over Kuttenberg city, razed and pillaged pretty much half of the kingdom. He has (temporary?) left Bohemia to take care of trouble arising back in his own kingdom.

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• Henry of Skalitz, a 20 year-old man, is the bastard son of Sir Radzig Kobyla, whom he serves, and Sir Hans Capon's bodyguard. He was raise by Martin, the blacksmith of Skalitz, and swore revenge against Markvart von Aulitz and Istvan Toth for destroying his village.

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• Zizka, a man in his 40s, is a minor Czech noble and a Bohemian outlaw and mercenary currently in the service of Jan Sokol of Lamberg and Margrave Prokop of Luxembourg; he's waging war on King Sigismund on behalf of Lord Sokol. Zizka is the commander of his own group of outlaws that are fighting to drive King Sigismund and his army out of Bohemia.

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• Father Godwin, a priest in his late 50s, was the the parish priest of Uzhitz before he was kicked out due to throwing up during mass. The rebellious younger son of the Oderin noble family, Godwin led a life of leechery and war instead of entering the priesthood like his father would have wanted. He fought in the battle of Kosovo in 1398, but after enduring such hardships and traumatic experience, he chose to settle down as a priest. Although deeply religious, his lifestyle is still very libertine as he's a drunkard and used to live with his concubine in the presbytery very openly. He was sent to Trosky by Sir Radzig and Sir Hanush to check on Hans and Henry, and after finding himself involved with the events there, he chose to join the band led by Zizka.

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• Hanush is the son of Henry of Leipa, who had ruled Rattay since 1388 on behalf of the young lord Hans Capon. When Henry of Leipa passed away, the care of Hans and of Rattay fell to Hanush. Although Hans refers to him as "Uncle", they are actually distant cousins. A boisterous and jovial man with a penchant for martial combat, Hanush is quick to joke but also has a bad temper, switching from laughing to yelling in a matter of moments. He never bothered to learn how to read since he pays a scribe to take care of all that. Hanush has no problem disciplining Hans, his ward, reminding him that he cannot be a drunken, spoilt lout forever. Despite their differences, Hanush is quite fond of his nephew. He takes his role as acting ruler of Rattay very seriously, and isn't inclined to hand it over to Hans even after his upcoming marriage, as he perceives his nephew as still too immature to rule.

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• Hans is to marry Jitka of Kunstadt, niece to Lord Botschek, and a lady Hans has never met in his life. It is of course a political marriage meant to convince the Lord of Kunstadt to provide monetary and military support to the army Margrave Jobst has raised against Sigismund. Hans... isn't thrilled about it. But he knows that even if it hadn't been Jitka, he, as a noble, would have had to marry for political reasons anyway. He accepts it, albeit unenthusiastically. Currently, since Hans is still in Kuttenberg, he's stalling the marriage by pretending to be too sick to travel back home.

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│・INFO ˎˊ˗

The harrowing siege of Suchdol has finally ended. What remains of the castle has been retaken. And Sigismund is taking his army back to Hungary, where his prolonged absence has led to major unrest.

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Wenceslas' supporters' victory has not been the sweetest—what with von Bergow having fled, and the stolen silver now back in the Praguers' hands—and there is still much to do before the war can be deemed over. But at least for the moment, Zizka and his men can rest easy knowing they won't have to worry about new enemy attacks.

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It is a well-deserved period of idleness for them. And yet, a certain restless young Lord seems to have grown tired of it already.

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Who knows where he got the whim, but he's now insisting on teaching you how to bow, walk with grace... all that foppish noble stuff. He's clearly just bored out of his mind, but... can you afford to refuse him, when he looks like he's having the time of his life just by being with you?

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A.N.

just so i don't burn out too quickly, i'm probably gonna post some ocs before I do more kcd bots (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)