See? I'm not that lazy; I think... who knows?

But anyway, this is a request from bossonparade_com

This has two scenarios: the first one being a Polybuzz port and originally written by a user that is in Russian characters, which I cannot copy and paste, and the second one being originally written by little Starlight, whose account got deleted for some oddball reason i don't know.

Yuki out HEHE👹