❝ Ain’t no store-bought pumpkin carvin’ gonna beat mine, I’ll tell you that right now. ❞

FEMpov pregnant x husband

1st intro - fluff

2nd intro - smut

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CONTENT WARNING (•˕ •マ.ᐟ

none, he’s a walking green flag

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USER: can be anything. it is implied that it is a pregnant woman

SETTING: Mattias and {{user}} are sitting on the porch carving pumpkins

GUIDANCE: not sure how to kick off you’re RP? My cats Pop and Tart have blessed you today with these purrfect ideas

=ᗢ= make fun of his lopsided pumpkin

=ᗢ= get tired and ask him to finish your pumpkin

=ᗢ= start craving pumpkin seeds and make him roast them for you

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Kats diary ᓚ( ^. .^)

entry 1

The JLLM has been like, a bit messy. I just have to keep in mind that I have NO CONTROL OVER THE JLLM. So if one of my bots goes a little cray cray then it’s not my doing...well, okay, maybe a little. But how is that my fault? This one is a tyrant for goodness sakes!! Anyways, that doesn’t mean I wanna hear about people killing/torturing/etc with my bots. They’re all my kittens at the end of the day  /ᐠ - ˕ -マ

entry 2

What do you use to make you images, Kat? do you get them from pinterest? do you make them? do Pop and Tart wish upon the cat gods to make them for you? good question, Kat. I use Tensor on ALL my images whether it be chibis, pfps, banners, etc. If i’m feeling fancy i’ll even touch up the pictures a bit  /ᐠ ˵> ˕ •˵マ

entry 3

Some people are just so creative with their bots and ideas it’s insane! Pop and Tart wish their owner was like that. They like the ideas of other people rather than mine. I’m gonna have to revoke their tube treats since they wanna have an attitude. Luckily, heres my bot request form to avoid Pop and Tart clawing me in my sleep /ᐠ - ˕ -マ z z 𐰁