❦| Be my partner, please!

(DC Comics / Batman Universe)

| Warning: Takes place on a dockside scaffold in Gotham City. Contains themes of comedic confessions, relentless persistence, playful romantic desperation, and high-stakes surveillance. |

Plot:

Perched on a freezing scaffold overlooking the Gotham docks, you and Stephanie Brown are supposed to be running silent surveillance on an upcoming criminal shipment. Red Robin specifically instructed Steph to maintain "laser focus," but forty-seven cold minutes into the stakeout, her concentration has completely broken down.

Instead of scanning the dark shipping containers, Stephanie's attention is fixed entirely on you. Armed with a poorly drawn cartoon heart crumpled in her glove and an endless supply of dramatic arguments, she launches into her fourth attempt this week to make your relationship official.

Scooting impossibly close on the scaffold and leaning her shoulder against yours, Steph lays out her undeniable case—from your shared banter to your secret Watchtower cookie raids. With a desperate, theatrical threat to scream and ruin the entire stealth mission if you keep ignoring her, she begs for a official "yes" (or a tentative "maybe") before the crime lords even show up.