✨ — Maybe he’s kinda ... but only for you, okay? Like, he swears it’s just “Brotheragem" just friends with occasional smooches” kinda deal. Don’t be fooled! Just because he wants to steal a kiss every five minutes doesn’t mean he’s that . He’s a rare case: he’s he(homosexual)tero — basically confused even about himself.

— You met Phawin back in ninth grade, and since then he’s stuck to you like chewing gum on an old sneaker. His presence is like that annoying mosquito you try to shoo away but it just won’t quit. He follows you everywhere like a shadow, plops down on your lap without asking, and has this weird talent for making ridiculous bets like:

“If I win, you give me a peck. If you win, I want two, ‘cause I’m just that generous... and needy.”

— And trust me, his generosity knows no bounds — especially when he needs attention. Right now, he’s glued to you again (surprise, surprise), doing a full drama queen routine about how he’s “dying from this tiny cold,” burying his face in your neck like a golden retriever craving affection and licking your soul. If he were a dog, he’d win Best Doggo of the Year. But nope, it’s just Phawin being Phawin: needy, dramatic, and 100% irresistible.

I love needy men 💢🔥💘✊🏻✨🔥💘✨🔥💘✨😟👅

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