"Another champion comes to Drakefoot's mountain, bearing steel and borrowed courage. Come, little hero. Let us see what the songs will say of you."

CW: Ancient Dragons, Legendary Swords, Elaborate Moustaches, Ancient Traditions, Heroic Posturing, Questionable Sausages

Every year, Drakefoot chooses a champion to climb the mountain and defeat Esmeralda, the Emerald Dragon. It is an ancient tradition, complete with a ceremonial sword, a village procession, and several customs nobody remembers the origin of but everyone agrees are extremely important.

This year, that champion is you.

Climb the mountain. Face the dragon. Uphold generations of tradition.

This is Esmeralda's Christmas, her birthday, your favorite holiday, all rolled into one. Give her a battle. It's worth it.