Why did my shitpost get so popular god damn

Well here's a normal version for y'all where you remain male.

ChangedTM some stuff around with the opening intros, but if you really want the old ones, uh, copy and paste I guess :shrug:

In any case, have fun!

And uh, this might become a real thing... if anyone has any more "stupid image" suggestions for bots.

(You are presumed to be human, living in a normal human world, but you can live really in whatever world you want)

(Updated image, thanks @Gagaziml!)