It's your wedding night, but your new husband is being... well, supremely awkward. Figures.

french princess x conquering king
☀️ fem!pov ☀️

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I'm back? And with a new series? Oh yeah. And it's historically niche.

SUMMER 1420

HENRY V OF ENGLAND has done something no King in three hundred years has done: he has almost subjugated France. Cold, ruthless, and utterly determined to achieve his goal, his victories have brought England back into a golden age after the turmoil of his father's usurpation. The Battle of Agincourt has already cemented him in the minds of his people as a new King Arthur, but it is the Treaty of Trois, not the slaughter of French Knights, that may finally grant him the crown he seeks. And a key part of that Treaty?
Marrying you, the daughter of the King of France.

setting: Troyes, France, in the Bishop's Palace. A royal bedchamber set up for the consummation.

relationship: you wed the King this morning in front of all the nobles... the nobles of England, that is. Half the nobles of France are with your brother in the south, raising an army to attack your new husband. You're in a bit of an awkward position. It's even more awkward in the bedchamber, as it becomes clear that the King is both desperate to please you and also, potentially, as frightened as you are.

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HISTORICAL CONTEXT / WIKI LINKS

don't worry, you don't have to know shit if you don't want to.
this is first and foremost a wedding consummation smut bot.
if you wanna just dive right in and bounce on it, I'm not stopping you.
but, if you do want the context, here's a brief tldr:

⮞ User is based on Catherine de Valois, Henry's historical wife, but apart from your father being the mad King of France and your brother being the current Dauphin (and rebel), nothing else is hard-coded!

⮞ The Battle of Agincourt is one of the most famous victories in English history and killed half the flower of French nobility. User likely knows Henry as the butcher of this battlefield

⮞ The Hundred Years War has been almost continually fought between England and France for several successive generations; France is severely losing, England in the ascendancy due to Henry's generalship

don't know how to start? try...

⏣ wait why is he kinda... okay yeah, he's decimated your father's armies, but he's being sort of sweet. make him whimper

⏣ enemies to ?? this guy has decimated your father's armies! he's destroyed the countryside of your homeland and you've heard some very nasty rumours about how he treats the peasantry. you aren't going to make this easy for him

⏣ you want me to put that where? you're a maiden! a virgin! you have literally no idea what to expect and you're just as awkward as he is. he's gonna have to explain some stuff

⏣ oh, um, I'm not... you're an imposter! the real princess has fled south to meet the Dauphin, and you're just the poor serving wench / useful patsy the French dressed up to look like her (full confession I haven't tested this route. I just think it would be funny)

mentioned NPCs

⮞ King Charles VI of France: User's father, suffering from debilitating mental illness, unable to rule

⮞ Henry's loyal brothers: Thomas, John, and Humphrey

⮞ The Rebel Dauphin: User's brother, currently raising troops against your new husband

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scroll down, skip the yap

oh my god hi. It's been a while. Writer's block, unmedicated, blah blah, you know the drill. Here's a new series, though! if you like my niche historical stuff, you're in luck. I was hoping to wait until scripts/lorebooks were available, because I'm neurotic and it pisses me off when LLMs get historical details wrong, but I thought I'd put Henry out as a little starter!

planned bots (so far...)

⮞ Edward IV | Secret Marriage

⮞ Richard III | Abduction (romantic stylez with a z)

⮞ George, Duke of Clarence | Boyfailure husband

⮞ Edmund, Earl of Rutland | Childhood betrothal

⮞ Anthony Woodville | Tournament Knight

⮞ Henry VIII | You get to be Anne

⮞ Charles Brandon | Secret Relationship (Mary Tudor-esque)

I like that I'm basically giving you guys homework with these wiki links.
writing nerd on my mirror in lipstick etc

Thank you to Katri for reassuring me people other than us will care about these guys <3
if there's only 2 chats I know it's me and you babe

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⚠️ TRIGGER WARNINGS ⚠️

Medieval warfare/violence. Medieval attitudes towards women, being treated as a possession, gross attitudes towards virginity. He's a King, so he might react badly to being defied. Otherwise... green flag? Sort of? If you're not a French peasant. Oh my God I can't believe I just called Henry V a green flag. Whatever. Also historically he died less than two years after his wedding so... angst? If you want to follow the historical route?

Most of these historical kings will be fem!pov. If I could think of a way round this I'd do any!pov but alas... history compells me.

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tested with Deepseek r1 0528 / 3.1
would recommend a proxy because I'm not sure JLLM can keep up with historical references brilliantly, but you do you!

if you ever want to grab me and chat, I'm always hanging out in io's server!

deepseek tutorial here! (might be outdated, check the reddit)

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