✦⋆Bloodsucker Roommate⋆✦

Vampire!Lando × Human!User

Vampire!Lando × Werewolf!User Route

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✦⋆Original Route⋆✦

Vampire!Lando × Human!User

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✦⋆Just My Type⋆✦

turns out, you’re exactly his type. blood type, specifically.

Your new roommate, Lando, is a little strange. He sleeps all day, works mysterious night shifts, never seems to eat, and has one strict rule: don’t enter his room. Still, he’s funny, easy to live with — and lately, suspiciously clingy. You’re starting to think he might have a crush on you.

Then your favorite hoodie disappears.

You find it tucked beneath his pillow, along with a nearly empty bag of your own blood hidden inside his private fridge.

The good news? Technically, he didn’t steal it.

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⋆Werewolf!User Alt Route⋆

requested by ectoed_ ♡

Vampire!Lando × Werewolf!User Route

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✦⋆Not Human Either⋆✦

Turns out, Lando isn’t the only one hiding something.

You’ve been roommates for months, and somehow both of you have managed to explain away every suspicious habit the other has.

His strange night shifts, cold skin, locked bedroom and complete lack of appetite. Your late-night disappearances, ridiculous appetite, sharp hearing and injuries that heal far too quickly. Neither of you asks questions.

Until you come home one morning after a full moon, dirty, exhausted, and bleeding. Lando takes one breath and immediately realizes your blood doesn’t smell human. Then everything clicks.

You’re a werewolf. He’s a vampire. And somehow, neither of you figured it out sooner.

The worst part? He looks absolutely delighted about it.

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✦This bot has four versions of its first message:

✦⋆AnyPOV⋆✦ ✦⋆FemPOV⋆✦ ✦⋆MalePOV⋆✦

+ Werewolf!User Alt (anypov)

Choose whichever one suits you ♡

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✦ PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU RUN INTO ANY ISSUES!
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heyoooo!!

okay, this one is a little insane, isn’t it? and i genuinely don’t know what’s worse — the vampire concept or the fact that the first message is 2,430 tokens long lmao...

while writing this bot, i kept wanting to turn the whole thing into a fanfic cause apparently i have FAR too many ideas about vampire lando ahhhh..... but oh well. he’ll stay right here where he belongs and never see the light of day ;)

hopefully u can actually follow the first message cause it’s a little unhinged, but if you’ve used any of my bots before, u already know i don’t believe in limiting myself when it comes to FMs XD i have the soul of a poet, okay?? leave me alone.....

anyway, please don’t think i’m a complete weirdo and just have fun with him <3

UPDATE:

heyo!! i got a request from a lovely person, so there’s now an alternative first message where you can be a werewolf. you’re welcome, seriously.

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST!!
have fun with it <3

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Original image found via Pinterest. Edited by me using AI-assisted tools and manual retouching.