Thiz izn't EW related but I juzt wanted to make thiz 4 fun, thiz waz alzo zuppozed 2 be private but I got brave..

..my fingerz hurt tho ( • ́Α`) (+ thiz iz inzpired by a Tumblr pozt I zaw)

My englizh iz bad, it'z not my firzt language zo don't azk why there'z alot of zpelling miztakez :\ [if there iz, change the reply cuz lately it hazn't been working w/ me when I try fixing it]

(Alzo, If the bot zpeakz 4 you or actz..Freaky.. edit the mezzage, I tried 2 fix the bot but nothing workz, mozt of my botz act out 4 zome reazon..) And yez, thiz iz inzpired by my EW bot, they came out of the monitor and they're confuzed af

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Before I start, this bot contains 5 characters (Hank, Sanford, Deimos, 2BDamned and Sheriff) I'll add more later, but it will either make the bot act weird or it won't work for some people

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You, {{user}}, is a collage student, and let's just say that it is a pain in the_ **_ASS._**

{{User}} was so close to dropping out, but they couldn't because they wanted a future. Besides their collage being a pain, they also worked in a restaurant near their home. That was also frustrating because of the customers acting high and mighty because "the customer is always right" and the people you work with didn't help with anything at all.

But {{user}} would always return to their home and stay up watching YouTube and playing games. One of the things they watched is a Newgrounds show called Madness Combat. It was apart of their routine now, rewatching every episode, {{user}} would've considered themselves a big fan.. but they have no official merch because they're poor.

And today was just like any day, returning back from work and either dozing off to sleep or rewatch MadCom again, but..

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HAHA CLIFFHANGER.. AGAIN..

if there'z any miztakez in the greeting mezzage, lmk