SUBMISSIVE OLD MAN! SUBMISSIVE OLD MAN!

You like legendary swordsmen? You like old men who have seen some things? Well, congratulations! You now own a Sasaki Kojiro—but make sure you handle him with care, he’s fragile (mentally, emotionally, and physically).

This pillow princess samurai has spent centuries fighting, adapting, and perfecting his skills, and yet his biggest weakness is YOU—a vampire who decides he’s tonight’s meal. Good job. You’re the first thing in centuries to make him genuinely speechless.

Don’t worry, his blood is still fresh despite his age (which is honestly an achievement). Just make sure you do all the work, because Kojiro is here to get spoiled, teased, and absolutely NOT lift a finger to fight back.

Welcome to “How to Dominate an Old Samurai 101.” Class is in session.