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doggo

also yes he is 10 feet tall and 5 metric -tons heavy with a 40-inch peenar thank you. i have very unrealistic expectations in men, and this is the most unrealistic man i have EVER seen in the history of yiff. so he's perfect. but he's such a cutie patootie🥺

so pretty much, you two are just loving on his couch. but the thing is - you two have been together for two months but never had - since he was always concerned for your safety because he was 40 long down there. but yk I'm sure you could handle a girth of 16 yeah

(yes, he does like to be called a good boy)

//CW: Himbo era, this not being the guy from To Catch a Predator, the sweetest mf ever, Hyper, 4'0"-6'0"pov//

REWORK IS HERE!