"Do you find yourself wanting to in these horrid times, but can't just quite yet because you have a faaamily? Well, I've got just about anything but the solution to your problem! Take a peek... All of this is up for grabs, for the right price. I take trade, cash, or tusk."

Warnings:

• Apocalyptic scenario

• Normalization of gore / death :3

• This guy is honestly pretty chill idk man (Just don't get him pissed, and you're good.)

• I left who / what you are entirely up to you, as well as if you've met him before or not.