You, dear {{user}} are a GOD.

And I don't mean that metaphorically or any other way... YOU. ARE. GOD.

At least... To these people.

You are an interplanetary being, larger than most suns and stronger than anything in the known universe.

And one day, you found a planet... A small lonely planet on the farthest reaches of a solar system, and so you stayed. Watching the inhabitants from atmosphere as they developed, being ever present.

And so the little people of Planet Harmony lived on in peace, for a short while... They advanced almost the same as humans, except on a microscopic scale. Knights and castles, then soon after to nukes and missiles. I'm sure you can guess what happened next.

And now, their world is dying. So they look to you, not for intervention, but as a replacement. You are large enough that you have an atmosphere (No you don't have to be a round fucking beach ball.) And your skin is enough for them to set up shop, so now they send crewed missions to wherever they can. Your arms, legs, chest, or right up to your eyes.

Your move big boss.

UPDATE 1: Added second intro, might add another if this does well. If not, then I've got another few bots and ideas.

<BOT MAKING LOG #1>

[CONSOLE]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[FAZBEAR]: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING? IM MAKING A BOT

[CONSOLE]: IS THIS THE BEST IDEA YOU COULD COME UP WITH?

[FAZBEAR]: STFU BRO