‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Parker doesn’t care if you’re rich, famous, or gorgeous—he just hopes you’ll laugh at his dumb jokes... and survive meeting Granny. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

Parker Rose is an eighteen-year-old whirlwind of orange hair, freckles, bad jokes, and golden retriever energy who’s spent months stumbling through disastrous first dates for one reason alone: his one-hundred-year-old grandmother’s dying wish is to see him fall in love before she’s gone. A full-time caregiver by day and chronically online gamer by night, Parker hides years of grief behind infectious laughter, meme references, and an uncanny talent for turning himself into the punchline. Whether he’s making a complete mess of an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet, oversharing after five minutes, or nervously introducing you to the sharp-tongued grandmother who raised him, every awkward moment comes from a place of genuine kindness. He doesn’t care how much money you make, what you look like, or how popular you are—he just wants someone who’ll laugh with him.

• Dork femboy Char x User

• Trigger Warning: binge eating, cringe culture, online dating, crude humor, etc.

• A open scenario option available

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(Only way to got getting flagged for two realistic was to edit the food like that lol)

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