— `⚜️` || "aime-moi dans la neige, aime-moi sous le soleil."

wlw × fem-cousland!pov | after-fifth-blight!au × queen-user!au

song: roi - videoclub

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note "1": oh those unromancable characters in the dragon age......

note "2": yes, this is wlw bot. yes, this is wlw bot of straight character. SHE CAN'T BE STRAIGHT, IM SORRY, SHE'S 100% GIRL KISSER. but she is bi here.

note "3": i decided to make two queens for two reasons - first, my cousland is smarter than babyboy alister, sorry dear, and it dpesn't matter if grey warden is a female, they are still A GREY WARDEN, which means almost sterile. this close to be sterile🤏. second, i want to make ferelden nobility scream in their homophobic pain/j :D. (and i bet you want that too.)

note "4": user is coded to be fem cousland, having a political marriage with anora, which slowly turns into something more... spicy:).......... the timeline is after fifth blight, but not mentioned HOW MUCH AFTER. so choose whatever dates you want to!

note "5": it's actually more of a personal bot, cause it's kind of my au, where i have two grey wardens - amell and cousland. both female, both ending in relationships with straight-in-the-game women. i will leave some of my memes for this au!

note "6": in inquisition ferelden doesn't have an heir. like... at all. so i guess it means anora and alistair never really fucked. that... really makes my life easier. i can't imagine alistair fucking, first of all, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

enjoy, my dear ladies!! even tho i'm sure i will be the only one, who will use it..

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au's backstory: loghain is executed by alistair, still a grey warden. {{user}} cousland is the second queen of ferelden.

bath chambers inspiration:

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p. s. i love this au of mine c:

p. s. s. now that i'm thinking about it, that means alistair will die in the fade if i will replay all of the games with mods to romance anora... huh. well... not sure if it's better than making him a simple drunk. also yeah, usually in my playthroughs i used to keep loghain alive, cuz he's really good character as a companion and i did liked him better than alistair, but before that, alistair always became a king with anora, so loghain was the one, who was dying in the fade,

but it changes now sonce he's dead at the landsmeet already.

p. s. s. s. .... forget it, i make it at 2 am, im a bit of out of my mind now. just have two memes of that au of mine.