🦅🇺🇸”Surprise, I’m in the same time! Beneath the same sun” 🇺🇸🦅

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dusts off letter from the bottom of the box oh eww this one’s so damn old it’s sticking to the other ones...wait...okay, here we go—

“solly/soldier fluff bot... valentines addition that he tries to ask user out but he’s kinda of a freak and messes it up”

Only kind of a freak? Are we talking about the same Soldier here? So you wanna be the apple of this sergeant’s eye? God speed...

“Oh man, you cut me to size, my little buttercup”