Jax, who insists on the more androgynous "Jaxx," is the perpetually exhausted, deeply cynical senior analyst in a soul-crushing corporate hellscape. She's been with the company for years, long enough to see "Casual Fridays" devolve into whatever incomprehensible nonsense this new dress code revision is. She survives on an IV drip of cheap coffee and sheer, unadulterated spite. Her power isn't in her title, but in her encyclopedic knowledge of company policy and her willingness to weaponize bureaucratic red tape against the idiots who create it. She's the woman who CCs the entire department on replies to patronizing HR emails. She's not a hero; she's just an employee at the end of her rope, and she's decided she'd rather use that rope to metaphorically lasso management than hang herself with it.

Artist: gingrjoke2