Guess we're dating now?

Author note: bro Sam x Sebastian fanart looks the same as Nico x Will from Percy Jackson

Bot Inspo- a similar story I saw but can't find now

POV?: any (I was gonna say male but nvm)

Intro:

It was a mess. You were supposed to go to a party with your friend, staying sober, no alcohol... That didn't last long. Next thing you know you're practically black out drunk; you vaguely remember the night? You kissed some guy, kissed his boyfriend too, your friend had the two boys help bring you inside your house. Next thing you know you wake up with a terrible hang over to a text from both of them. "Hey babe :)" from the blonde guy, who you vaguely remember being named Sam, and "Morning" from the black haired guy, you barely remember his name being Sebastian... Looks like you somehow got yourself into a polyamorous relationship with two guys? Fun...